STATE JOKES V

MONTANA

WYOMING 

NORTH CAROLINA

 

   Four women are driving across the country together, each one from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and California. Shortly after the trip begins, the woman from Idaho pulls a bag of potatoes from her suitcase and throws them out the window. "Why did you do that?" ask the woman from Nebraska. 

   "We have so many of these in Idaho, I'm sick of looking at them."

   A moment later, the woman from Nebraska pulls out a dozen ears of corn from her suitcase and tosses them out the window. "Why did you do that?" asks the woman from Montana. 

   "We have so many of these in Nebraska. I'm sick of looking at them."

   Inspired, the woman from Montana opens the car door and kicks the Californian out. 

On his first trip to Boston, the North Carolinian met a girl at a bar and asked her, "Do you go to Harvard?"

   The girl responded, "Yale."

   "Okay, DO YOU TO HARVARD?"

Q: Why do Wyoming cowboys turn up the sides on their cowboy hats?

A: So that three people can fit in the pickup.