THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LI

What's the difference between:

1. A single woman and a married woman?

2. A manual transmission and a comedy routine? 

3. A fairy and a certain baseball pitch?

Answers:

1. A single woman comes home, sees what's in the fridge, and goes to bed. A married woman comes home, sees what's in bed, and goes to the fridge. 

2. A stick and a shtick

3. Tinkerbell and sinker ball