SPOONERISMS XXXI

The Enigma

October, 2022

A. Chemem

The two phrases that answer this flat are Spoonerisms. 

My Brother was noted for schemes gone

   awry.

A rabbit farm? Yes. He chose twenty to 

   buy.

Informed by a friend they were does

   every one,

He needed some bucks, but  his funds - 

   he had none.

Though feeling quite guilty, ashamed,

   stole a ONE,

Was caught and arrested, and now

   needs some DONE.

HINT:

m _ _ _  b_ _ _ _ 

b _ _ _  m _ _ _ _

Answers:

 

male bunny

bail money