TEN RIDDLES

1)

Pandora: Should I open it or not?

Q. What is Pandora doing?

A. ?????

 

2. Where do bad rainbow go? 

3. What do you call a dog's lungs?

 

4. What do they call the prison writing group? 

 

5. How do you know all doctors are scammers?

6. Why would having a sixth sense be a handicap?

7. Why is a starving, mongrel dog like a philosopher?

8. What is always at the head of fashion, yet always out of date?

 

9. What do a lawyer and a reformed alcoholic have in common? 

10. Why is a dog with a bad leg like a boy adding six and seven? 

Answers:

 

1. Thinking outside the box

2. Prism

3. The seat of his pants

4. Prose and Cons

5. They say will treat you, but then they make you pay.

6. It would be a new sense. (nuisance)

7. It's a thin cur. (thinker)

8. The letter "F".

9. They both have to pass the bar.

10.  He puts down three and carries one.