FOUR RIDDLES

1. Why are New Yorkers always depressed?

 

2. What do a baby and a cheater have in common?

3. What's the difference between poker and origami?

 

4. Why is strong allergy medicine like four of the Seven Dwarfs?

 

Answers:

 

1. The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.

 

2. They both use a crib sheet.

 

3. In poker you hold 'em or fold 'em. In origami, you only fold 'em.

 

4. You need Doc to prescribe it. If you take it, you'll be Sleepy and Dopey. But if you don't take it, you'll be Sneezy.