SIX RIDDLES 

1. What does the future hold for glass coffins?

2. What was the man's complain about the soup du jour?

3. What's the difference between a hippo and a matchstick?

4. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

5. If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?

6. What did the sign by the cash register in the used record store say?

7. What happened to the guy who sued the airline for his lost luggage?

8. What did the psychiatrist tell his patient who dreamed he was drowning in an ocean of orange soda? 

Answers:

1. Remains to be seen

2. He said, "I've had soup du jour before, and this isn't it."

3. A hippo is really heavy, but a matchstick is a little lighter.

4. "SUPPLIES!"

5. Beauty (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.)

6. All Sales Vinyl

7. He lost his case.

8. "It's just a Fanta sea."