SEVEN RIDDLES

1. What's the difference between a six-point play in football and Amsterdam?

2. What's the difference between "mostly sunny" and "partly cloudy"?

3. What do you call a thick book on voyeurism? 

4. Question: Do you like Kipling?

5. What's the difference between a zebra and a bear?

6. Why was the woman confused when she had to use the restroom at a Texas steakhouse?

7. A man was getting more and more irritated as the family dog would howl along with every song his wife played on the piano. What did the exasperated husband finally say to his wife?

Answers:

 

1. One's a touchdown and the other's a Dutch town.

2. Your outlook on life

3. A Peeping Tome

4. Answer: I don't know. I've never kippled.

5. "Z"

6. She wasn't sure if she was a steer or a heifer.

7. "Play a song the dog doesn't know."

 

Credits: 

1: The Enigma

     August, 2022

     BROBBERTY

6: Reader's Digest 

    October, 2021

    Christine Looney

7: Reader's Digest

    Temple Lymberis