GUILTY AS CHARGED

Fill in the blanks at the end of this nonsense flat with two rhyming words.

Order in the court! The defendant will rise.

Keep your hands in your pockets and don't

   mind the flies.

You have been charged with the following 

   crimes:

Varnishing tree stumps while yodeling

   rhymes. 

Swearing in Farsi to squirrels and a

    moose,

Promising meatloaf, but serving a goose.

Garnishing your wages with dish soap

   and berries,

Trying to escape to the land of the

   fairies.

Wearing a hair piece that's not the right

   size,

Being an idiot while pretending to be

   wise.

Plus other oddities equally ________ .

"Your Honor, I confess, I'm way off the 

________."

Answers:

 

ECCENTRIC - METRIC 

 

Credit:

The Enigma

March, 2023

BARTOK (adapted)