RIDDLES AND JOKES

1. What did one sesame seed say to the other?

2. If you do it once, it's a good thing. If you do it twice on the same day, it's a crime.

3. The silly sentence below can be turned into a familiar phrase by substituting a rhyming word for each word in the sentence.

CARE BEARS BROKE MARE'S TIRE.

4. What are a politician's favorite shoes?

 

5. Did you hear about the new Divorce Barbie?

6. What's the difference between a farmer and Dracula?

 

 

Answers:

 

1. "We're on a roll."

2. Vote

3. CARE BEARS BROKE MARE'S TIRE

    WHERE THERE'S SMOKE THERE'S FIRE. 

4. Flip-flops

5. She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

6. A farmer works from dawn to dusk. Dracula works from dusk to dawn.

 

Credits:

1: Jeff Chen

4: Michael Schlossberg