SPELLING COUNTS VIII

The signs and notices below are posted on a website called, What a difference one letter makes, Collection by Joe Gulick. The website features actual photographs of the bloopers.

On a DAYS INN sign: WELCOME FREE WIFE

Medical facility sign: IMPATIENT PARKING ONLY

Newspaper add: PORN AND BEANS 2 FOR $1

Billboard: 100% ANUS BEEF

Sign: CLOSED DUE TO PERSONAL CIRCUMCISIONS

Sign: TODAY THE DINING ROOM CLOSED AT 6:OO PM

          SORRY FOR YOUR INCONTINENCE

 

On the announcement of a High School Senior Prom:

THIS IS ARE STORY

On a telephone pole: TUDORING

Tattoos:

A LOVE THICKER THEN .....

SWEET PEE

LOVE CONCURS ALL

YOU ONLY LIVE ONES

NOLEDGE IS POWER

 

On a church sign at Christmas time:

COME SEE SATAN TODAY 10-12 

Signs: ILLEGALLY PARKED CARS WILL BE FINE

                                                                               TOAD

 

Message from husband to wife:

HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME

WISH YOU WERE HER