BERTH OF A NATION II

GAMES Magazine

December, 1998

Ed Mayer

 

Fill in each blank with the name of a country, the pronunciation of which will suggest the appropriate word or words to complete the statement. For example, Did _______  profit on the sale of your car? would be answered with JAMAICA (did you make?) For dis recipe I need a _______ solid white tuna would be answered with CANADA (can of the). Bad puns and slang are the rule.

 

1. Shake _______!

 

2. I _______ a Valentine, but she didn't reciprocate.

 

3. If you run out of water in the middle of the desert, you're a _______.

 

4. Aw, Mom, I'm sick of shopping! We're not stopping at the _______ ?

 

5. After learning our company was re-locating to a foreign country, I went home and _______ my options. 

6. Chip da ball onto da green, _______ your spot with a coin until your partner putts.

Answers:

 

1. DJIBOUTI

2. SENEGAL

3. GHANA

4. MALAWI

5. MOLDOVA

6. DENMARK