BAD PUNS XLVII

BERTH OF A NATION I

GAMES Magazine

December, 1998

Ed Mayer

 

Fill in each blank with the name of a country, the pronunciation of which will suggest the appropriate word or words to complete the statement. For example, the phrase, You should only eat when you are ________, could be answered with HUNGARY (hungry). Bad puns and slang are the rule.

1. Did ________profit on the sale of your car?

2. If ________ your neck, you'll be able to see the flag.

3. Fir dis recipe, I need a ________ solid white tuna.

4. The poker player threw in an additional $100 to ________ the pot.

5. ________ my brain, but I still can't think of the answer.

6. Hey buddy, ________ spare a dime?

7. A good broker knows when ________ and when to sell.

8. Don't go walking in the snow until you put your other ________.

9. Despite their reputation, most ________ eat insects, not drink blood.

10. She sells ________ by the seashore.

 

Answers: 

 

1. JAMAICA

2. UKRAINE

3. CANADA

4. SWEDEN

5. IRAQ

6. KENYA

7. DUBAI

8. BHUTAN

9. BOTSWANA

10. SEYCHELLES