RIDDLES

1. When is a man like a spray bottle?

2. What's good on bread but bad in traffic?

3. What did Reverend Spooner have for lunch?

4. What do you call an optometrist in western Alaska?

5. What do Jerusalem, a tofu salad, and an A-plus average have in common?

6. A husband found a cockroach in the kitchen and proceeded to thoroughly clean the kitchen from top to bottom. The next week his wife found another cockroach in the kitchen. What did she do?

7. What common think is seen every day, but rarely alone, can be found on a tree, travels extensively, may squeak, is associated with horns and horses, moves often but never changes jobs, and is known to pinch people?

HINT:

7. It has a tongue, but never speaks. 

Answers:

 

1. When the spray bottle is a mister

2. Jam

3. A chilled grease sandwich

4. An optical Aleutian

5. Each contains the consecutive letters USA.

6. She picked it up and put it in the bathroom.

7. A shoe

 

Credit:

7: GAMES Magazine

    January, 1987

    Riddle Maze cover puzzle