DEAR ABBY:

1. "I'm a bus driver and want some information on how to become a shepherd."

2. "I hear there's life after death. If that's true, can you put me in touch with my uncle Leroy Albert from Victoria, Texas?

3. "My husband burns the hair out of his nose with a lighted match. And he thinks I'm crazy because I voted for Goldwater."

4. "I can't trust my husband. He cheats so much I'm not even sure my last baby is his."

Credit:

GAMES Magazine

November/December, 1981