The Enigma

September, 2024 

CRAX (With apologies to Dr. Seuss)

 

The answer to this novelty flat  (SPORKS) is a familiar three-word phrase in which one letter has been shifted form the first word to the third.

 

I'm a sham!

Scam-I-am!

Do you like mean tricks and spam?

Would you like them on the net?

Would you like to be in debt?

I will sting you with a scare.

I will sling you ransomware.

I will send a dandy email

Posing as a randy female.

"You just won a jillion dollars!"

It will come with creepy crawlers,

Viruses and worms, and hide

A sneaky Trojan Horse inside!

What's that?

You do not like my scam?

You do not like mean tricks and spam?

You do not want them on the net?

You do not want to be in debt?

I leave you with a tip from dorks

Like Scam-I-Am: Beware of SPORKS!

Answer:

 

GEEKS BEARING GRIFTS