BAD PUNS L

 

"THE GUY ON THE RIGHT"

December 30, 2012

Merl Reagle

 

Think of a word to fill in the first blank and use one of the names below (listed in random order) to fill in the second blank to complete a bad pun. For example, if CHET were one of the names, and I smell a _____, _____ one of the clues, the answer would be I smell a rat, Chet. [ratchet]  (#4 needs two words before the name.)

Names: Art, Ty, Les, Gus, Ted, Ned, Ken, Ron

1. "You're no _____, _____."

2. "You're looking _____, _____, " said Barbie.

3. "You can take the stairs or the _____, _____."

4. "You're dumb as _____  _____, _____."

5. "With your popularity, you'll be easy to _____, _____."

6. "The future's always _____, _____."

7. "Is there more to this than you care to _____, _____?"

 

8. "No, I don't think 'virgin wool' means the sheep was _____, _____." 

Answers:

 

1. fun, Gus - fungus

2. chic, Ken - chicken

3. ramp, Art - rampart

4. a post, Les - Apostles

5. elect, Ron - electron

6. uncertain, Ty - uncertainty

7. admit, Ted - admitted

8. chaste, Ned - chastened