BAD PUNS LIV

 

Wall Street Journal Crossword

February 13, 2025

Kathy Lowden 

SWEET NOTHINGS

Think of bad puns for Valentine's Day suggested by the descriptions below.

 

1. Valentine's message for tennis pro:

 

L _ _ _,   L_ _   U_    C_ _ _ _ 

2. Valentin'es message for forest ranger:

 

I    P _ _ _    F _ _    Y_ _ 

3. Valentine message for a greengrocer:

 

L _ _ _ _ _ _    D _ _ _ 

4. Valentine message for a zoologist:

 

D _ _ _,   I   G _ _ _ _ _   E _ _ 

Answers:

 

1. Love, Let Us Court

2. I Pine Fir Yew

3. Lettuce Date

4. Deer,  I Gopher Ewe