BAD PUNS LV

1. What did the former vegetarian say about his choice to avoid meat? 

2. Q: I'm having trouble building my boat.

    A: 

 

3. What happened to the guy who over-dosed on Omega 3 Fatty Acid?

 

4. People who hate negative numbers will _____  _____  _____ to avoid them.

 

5. What phrase in the form of _____ and _____ can refer to both football players and weight lifters? 

6. I'm sorry if you're feeling glum,

    But all your puns have left me _____.

    And though to say so is a _________,

    Your math puns leave me feeling _________. 

Answers:

 

1. "It was a big missed steak."

2. "I Noah guy who can help."

3. He had super fish oil injuries.

4. stop at nothing

5. Block and tackle (Machines that "lift weight" with ropes and pulleys are called block and tackle.

 

6. I'm sorry if you're feeling glum,

   But all your puns have left me numb.

   And though to say so is a bummer,

   Your math puns leave me feeling number.