RIDDLES

1. What language is like a bridge?

2. What do you call a dance for wildebeests?

3. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

4. Why are more crows killed by cars than by trucks? 

5. Why is Hawaiian pizza different than other pizzas?

6. What did Reverend Spooner say when he was falsely accused?

7. What did the vegetarian say when he was asked if he knew the new girl?

8. What was the unfortunate area code for Over-eaters Anonymous' headquarters? 

9. You can't get in a fancy restaurant unless you're with a person of what nationality?

10. What is the next word or phrase in this sequence? Left ear, Right ear, Back ear, .........

11. After four years in the Spanish Navy, MARIE changed the spelling of her name to MAREI. Why?

 Answers:

1. SPAN ISH

2. A NEWSREEL (gnus' reel)

3. "AYE MATEY" (I'm eighty)

4. The guard-crow can say CAW but not TRUCK.

5. It has to be baked at ALOHA temperature.

6. "THAT'S A LACK OF PIES."

7. "I NEVER MET HERBIVORE."

8. (888) 

9. You can't get in a fancy restaurant without a THAI.

10. FRONTIER 

11. I before E, except after C (MAR is Spanish for  SEA [C])