QUOTES CCXLIII

Laughter is the truly distinguishing feature of the human race.

Author Unknown 

 

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. 

Author Unknown 

 

Even the cowardly can rise to the occasion and endure hardships. What even the bravest find nearly too difficult to bear is suspense.

Author Unknown

 

Our dreams may be ours alone, unshared and uncommon, but no longing is so universal as the yearning to be distinctive.

Author Unknown 

 

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it.

Author Unknown 

 

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn

 

The rich are truly the only ones to whom even second cousins still write letters.

Author Unknown 

 

When you're healthy you have a thousand problems. When you're not, you have one problem.

Author Unknown

 

Once you are dead you are made for life. You have to die before they think you are worth anything.

Jimi Hendrix

 

The new Pope earned his Bachelor of Science in mathematics. But because he is celibate, he cannot multiply.

WITZ (in The Enigma, 6/25)