LAST WORDS I
Can you improve on these "last words" ?
1. Oscar Wilde to a notorious bore who said to him, "I passed your house yesterday."
2. Groucho Marx when asked, "Do you know what an extravaganza is?"
3. Winston Churchill to a woman who said to him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
4. A stewardess on a plane who told passenger Muhammad Ali---who had just won the heavy-weight boxing championship---that he had to fasten his seat belt. To which the champ said, "Superman don't need no seat belt."
5. Tonto's response to the Lone Ranger after the Masked Man says, "Tonto, there are Indians on all sides! They're closing in! We're surrounded!"
6. Winston Churchill's comment about a political rival.
Answers:
1. "Thank you."
2. "I ought to. I'm married to one."
3. "If I were your husband, I'd drink it."
4. "Superman don't need no plane."
5. "Why you say "we," White Man?"
6. "He's a modest man - with much to be modest about."
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