THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN I

What's the difference between:

1. A ballerina and a duck?

2. A man and a municipal bond?
3. A conviction and a prejudice?

4. A psychologist and a psychiatrist?

5. A Philadelphia scholar and a Philadelphia criminal?

6. Chefs and cooks?

7. A man running late and a triathlete?

8. A developer and an environmentalist?

Answers:

1. One dances Swan Lake and the other swims in it.
2. Eventually, the municipal bond matures.
3. You can explain a conviction without getting angry.

4. About $30 an hour

5. One goes to Penn State, the other to the State Pen.

6. Chefs don't have tattoos.

7. One races for a train, the other trains for a race.

8. One wants to build a house in the woods, and the other already has a house in the woods.