Tuesday, December 2, 2008

SEVEN RIDDLES

1. What's a catalyst?
2. What wears a coat in winter and pants in summer?
3. The faster you run, the harder it is to catch.
4. Why did the guru refuse Novocaine?
5. Why did the little cookie cry?
6. What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
7. A man buys a hot dog from a Zen Master and pays with a $20 bill. The Zen Master keeps the twenty and does not give the man his change. "Where's my change?" the guy asks. The Zen Master replies...............

Answers:

1. Angora, Siamese, Persian, Calico, etc,
2. A dog
3. Your breath
4. He wanted to transcend dental medication
5. His mother was away for a while. ( a wafer)
6. "Make me one with everything."
7. "Change comes from within."








































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