NINE RIDDLES

1. What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
2. What goes up but never comes down?
3. What did the hoarse frog say?
4. What flowers grow between your nose and chin?
5. How many sheep does it take to knit a wool sweater?
6. How many New Yorkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
7. How may psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
8. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
9. Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Answers:

1. An umbrella
2. Your age (taxes?)
3. "Pardon me. I seem to have a man in my throat."
4. Tulips
5. I don't know. I didn't even know they could knit.
6. None of your bussines
7. One---but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
8. No one knows. It's never been done.
9. It's two-tired.