SPELLING COUNTS VI

From Anguished English

Richard Lederer 

1. It was a very elaborate funeral. It took six men to carry the beer.

 

2. My uncle suffered from sick as hell anemia. 

3. Some say the cult members were Satin worshipers.

4. During peek season, the beach is covered by hundreds of bikini-clad beauties.

5.The Vestal Virgins were pure and chased.

6. Restaurant sign: No bear feet allowed inside.

7. Classified ad: Accuratley Yours: Professional word processing. We'll correct your grammer and mispellings

8. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Smith request the honor of your presents at the marriage of their daughter Mary to Mr. John Jones