JOKES

A young Jewish man called his mother to tell her he was getting married. "That's wonderful," she said. "Ma, just for fun, I'm going to bring over three girls. See if you can pick the one I'm going to marry." He brings over three pretty girls and they sit on the couch. After talking awhile, the young man says, "OK, Ma, which one am I going to marry?" "The one on the right," says his mother. "Ma, that's amazing. How did you know?" "I don't like her."

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A young Jewish man called his mother to say hello. "Hi, Ma, how are you?" "I'm feeling weak," she answered, "I haven't eaten in four days." "Why haven't you eaten in four days?"

"I didn't want to have a mouthful of food if you should call." 

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A young American Indian man named Running Elk falls in love with a Jewish girl named Sandra. Running Elk's father, Sharp Owl, tells his son the marriage will never work because of the cultural differences between them. Running Elk says, "Father, I think it will work. Sandra's parents have even given her an Indian name." "Really?" says Sharp Owl, with renewed interest. What name did they give her?"

"Sitting Shiva."

Note: "Sitting Shiva" is an orthodox Jewish custom for mourning the dead.