What's the difference between:
1. A scarf and a hat
2. A church bell and a politician
3. A duck and George Washington
4. A PhD in History and a large pizza
5. A night owl and a butcher
6. The 1970's and being 70
7. Ignorance and apathy
8. What did the chimpanzee say was the difference between the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species?
Answers:
1. A scarf hangs around while a hat goes on ahead.
2. A church bell peals from the steeple; a politician steals from the people.
3. A duck has a bill on its face; George Washington has his face on a bill.
4. A large pizza will feed a family of four.
5. One stays awake and the other weighs a steak.
6. In the 1970's you went to all the hip joints. Now that you're 70, you need a hip joint.
7. I don't know and I don't care.
8. "In one I'm my brother's keeper, and in the other I'm my keeper's brother."
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