Monday, October 17, 2011

THREE RIDDLES

1. How can you tell when chromosomes are depressed?
2. Why did the bee wear a yarmulke to the Bar Mitzvah?
3. Why did the dog have her puppies on the side of the road?

Answers:

1. They wear blue genes.
2. He didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP.
3. The sign said, "Fine for littering."

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