WARNING LABELS I

1. Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly - on a Superman costume
2. Do not use in shower or while sleeping - on a hair dryer
3. Remove infant before folding - on a baby stroller
4. Do not iron clothes while on body - on packaging for a Rowenta iron
5. Do not use if you have prostate problems - on a box of Midol PMS relief tablets 
6. Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand - in the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
7. Remove plastic before eating - on the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
8. Recycled flush water - unsafe for drinking - on a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan

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