QUOTES XXX

When the man who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?
Steven Wright

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.
Mark Twain

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
Casey Stengel

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid.
Mae West

Do not mix cruel words with your bad mood. You will have many opportunities to change your mood, but you can never change the words you spoke.
Nishan Panwar (Actualcola)