Saturday, July 28, 2018

DEFINITIONS IV

1. Summer vacation:
    That time when parents suddenly realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

2. Teenager:
    One who is surly to bed and surly to rise

3. Exaggeration
    A smatter of fact

4. Rapid transit
    What everybody wants everybody else to ride on

5. Bipartisan issue
    A problem neither political party can solve

6. Tact
    Putting it nicely but not quite precisely


Credits:
1. Herm Albright
3: Jane Hunt Clark
4. Bill Vaughan
6. Norma Becket


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