DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XXXVII

Did you hear about ...........................

1. The trick-or-treater dressed up as an IRS agent?

2. The phrase used by a CPA firm advertising tax preparation services?

3. The sign on a tattoo-removal shop?

4. The sign on a pizza parlor?

5. The optimistic optician?

Answers:

1. He took 40% of the candy.

2. "When you care enough to send the very least ................"

3. "Get your ex-wife off your back" 

4. Pizza D'Action

5. He fits you with rose-colored glasses.