JOKES
From Reader's Digest

   New to teaching, I was finishing up our fourth-grade unit on genetics when Robert raised his hand. "I understand how the mother gives her baby her genes," he said, "but how does the father do it?" Unprepared for his question, I told him to ask his parents. "They won't know," he said.
   "They'll know," I assured him.
   "No, they won't," he persisted.
   "How can you be so sure?" I asked.
   "They didn't even know what a parallelogram was," he said.
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Bulletin issued at a Wisconsin High School:

Teacher Appreciation Day, as noted on the school calendar for April 8, has been postponed until May 22. This is being brought to your attention in case any teachers expected to be appreciated on April 8.