YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD 

You know you're old when ...................

1. You can remember when bacon, eggs, and sunshine were good for you

2. Gay meant happy

3. The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife

4. There's nothing left to learn the hard way

5. You watch Lawrence Welk re-runs - and enjoy them

6. You learn where your prostate is

7. You remember when people said "You're welcome" and not "No problem"

8. You find your grade school lunch box in an antique store

9. You wear socks with flip-flops

10. You feel like the morning after, but you didn't do anything the night before.

11. You want your new calendar to have big numerals instead of pretty girls.