SPELLING COUNTS IV

From Reader's Digest 

Submitted by Melody Delzell

   I was on the phone at the end of the day when my boss walked in and pressed a sticky note onto a nearby filing cabinet. I had already put away my glasses and was in a rush to leave, so I quickly scanned the slip of paper and called after him, "I have feelings for you too."

   He looked back at me quizzically and was gone. Then I took a closer look at the note. It read, "I have filing for you."

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From Reader's Digest

 

California Monthly runs a contest called "Twisted Titles," in which readers are asked to change one letter in a popular name and supply a catch phrase. Among those published:

Faith of a fisherman who runs out of worms

Heaven Can Bait

 

Opening remarks at a Santa Claus training school

Just Say Ho

 

Pen name of a subway graffiti artist

Mark Train

 

Shotgun wedding

A Matter of Wife or Death

Australian asks directions to a Bay area city

Do You Know the Why to San Jose?

 

Harry Belafonte-endowed wing of a hospital

Dayo Clinic

 

Ripley's unsuccessful brother

The Man Without a Fact