DUH XXI

From Reader's Digest

Submitted by Bill Slack

   When I was in sixth grade, I lost the sight in my right eye during a playground mishap. Fortunately, the accident had little effect on my life. When I reached my 40s, however, I needed to get glasses. At the optometrist's office, the doctor's young assistant pointed to an eye chart. "Cove your right eye and read line three," she said. 

   "I'm blind in my right eye," I told her. "It's a glass eye."

   "Okay," she responded. "In that case, cover your left eye."

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Annoyed driver to patrolman who has pulled her over: "Why can't you people get organized? One day you take my license away, and the next day you ask to see it."