Monday, April 20, 2026

NY Times Crossword
April 20, 2026
Freddie Cheng 
 
Each of the first five phrases below conceals a related word. The relationship is hinted at by the last clue. Can you spot the words and determine how they are related?

1. This sucks
2. Metro area
3. Two of hearts 
4. No trouble at all
5. Choochoo trains 
6. "I need to use the bathroom." 
 
Answer to Clue 6:
NATURE CALLS
 
Answers to Clues 1-5:
 
Hidden in each phrase is an animal "call":
 
1. tHIS Sucks
2. metRO ARea
3. tWO OF hearts
4. no trouBLE AT all 
5. choo cHOO Trains  
LA Times Crossword
April 20, 2026
Doug Peterson 
 
The answers to the first four clues below will have something in common that is hinted at by the fifth clue.
 
1. Piano studio instrument
2. Indulging in a luxurious existence
3. Mascot on cans of peas and corn
4. Prehistoric elephant 
5. Finale that earns a standing ovation 
 
Answers to Clues 1-4:
 
1. Baby grand
2. Living large
3. Jolly Green Giant
4. Wooly mammoth
 
Answer to Clue 5:
Big finish - All the clue answers end (finish) in a word that is a synonym for BIG. 
 
  

LETTER BANK LI 

The Enigma
NPL Magazine
February, 2026
Nemo DeSluymp 
 
[In a letter bank, the letters of one word or phrase are used - and repeated as necessary - to spell a longer word or phrase. For example, IMPS is a letter bank for MISSISSIPPI. That is, the only letters in MISSISSIPPI are I, M, P, and S - repeated as necessary.]
 
In the flat below, PETITE is (appropriately) a letter bank for GRAND.
 
Riding hard on PETITE makes me
   grumpy:
With no damper or GRAND, it gets 
   bumpy.  
 
HINTS:
PETITE is a compound word with an animal.
GRAND is two words. 
 
Answer:
 
Riding on HORSEBACK makes me
   grumpy:
With no damper or SHOCK ABSORBER, it gets
   bumpy.  
 
 
 
 

PARAPROSDOKIANS XXXVII

[For an explanation of paraprosdokians, please see the post of April 21, 2018]  

You never know what you have until it's gone, and I wanted to know what I had, so I got rid of everything. 
Steven Wright  

QUOTES CCLXVII

The best mirror is an old friend.
George Herbert
 
The first duty of love is to listen.
Author Unknown
 
Compassion is the basis of morality 
Arthur Schopenhauer
  
Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
 
There can be no defense like elaborate courtesy.
Author Unknown 
 
The most effective form of government is still the family.
Author Unknown 
 
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
Morticia Addams 
 
Courage is knowing it might hurt but doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And that's why life is hard.
Jeremy Goldberg 
 
Blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.
Pope Leo XIV 
 

  

Sunday, April 19, 2026

ASSOCIATIONS
 
Dell PennyPress Variety Puzzles
October 15, 2025
 
Form a chain of associated words by filling in the blanks with the letters listed on the right. Each word will be associated in some way with the words above and below it. The initial letters of the words are already in place. Each letter on the right will used only once.
 
APPLE                      A A A
P _ _                                 C
P _ _ _ _                    E E E 
S _ _ _ _                        I  I
H _ _                             O R
W _ _ _ _                   T T U
SLIDE                           Z Z  
 
Answers: 
 
APPLE
PIE
PIZZA
SAUCE
HOT
WATER
SLIDE 
Dell PennyPress Variety Puzzles
October 15, 2025
 
Find the names of ten U.S. presidents by adding one of the given letters to each word and re-arranging the letters. Each letter will be used only once.
 
E    F    G    H    K    L    R    S    T     W 
 
1. YENNED + ?             6. PRICE +?
 
2. TREY + ?                   7. LIONS +?
 
3. ARENA + ?                8. DARING + ?
 
4. TRACE + ?                9. ROD + ?
 
5. RANG + ?                 10. DOMAIN + ?
 
Answers:
 
1. K - KENNEDY
2. L - TYLER
3. G - REAGAN 
4. R- CARTER
5. T - GRANT
6. E - PIERCE
7. W- WILSON
8. H - HARDING
9. F - FORD
10. S - MADISON