Friday, November 6, 2026

GAMES/World of Puzzles
October, 2026
 
1. UNUSUAL has three U's. Can you think of a 10-letter starting with T that has four U's?  
 
2. What do the following words have in common?
 
DO
ME
TAR
CAN
BON 
HOTS
 
HINTS
1. It means full of confusion and upheaval
2. ME and HOTS, although they have the same thing in common with the other words, are pronounced differently than the other words when the common characteristic is applied.  
 
 
Answers: 
 
1. TUMULTUOUS
2. Each word becomes a new one when written twice:
    DODO
    MEME
    TARTAR
    CANCAN
    BONBON
    HOTSHOTS  
 
Credits: 
1. Edward Dermon
2. Shawn Kennedy 

THE IG NOBEL PRIZES - 2026

The Ig Nobel is a satirical prize, based on the actual Nobel Prize, awarded annually since 1991 to promote public engagement with scientific research. The Ig Nobel motto is "Laugh first, then think." Though the awards are given for seemingly ridiculous projects, further thought reveals that they are based on genuine scientific achievements, often with potential for future accomplishments. 

For example, a 2006 study showing that mosquitos are attracted to the smell of Limburger cheese won the Ig Nobel prize in biology. As a result of these findings, traps baited with this cheese have been used to combat the malaria epidemic in Africa. 

The Ig Nobels were created by Marc Abrahams, co-founder of The Annals of Improbable Research, in 1991, who has been master of ceremonies at all award ceremonies. The awards are presented by actual Nobel Laureates. The ceremony is light-hearted and full of surprises. Throwing paper airplanes onto the stage is a long-standing tradition. The winners give a 60-second acceptance speech and a  24/7 lecture where they summarize their work in 24 seconds and 7 words. There is a competition to win a date with a Nobel Laureate, and each winner receives a ten trillion dollar Zimbabwean banknote ($.04 U.S.)

The ceremony originally took place in a lecture hall at MIT, but moved to Harvard in 1995. From 2020-2023 the ceremony went on line due to COVID-19, returning to MIT in 2024. The 2026 ceremony was hosted by the University of Zurich in Switzerland, with Abrahams saying that the United States had become "unsafe" for guests. The 2027 ceremony will be in Antwerp, Belgium.

Note: Sir Andre Geim was awarded an Ig Nobel in 2000 for levitating a frog by magnetism. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics in 2010 for his work with the electromagnetic properties of graphene. He is the only individual, as of 2026, to have received both a Nobel and an Ig Nobel prize. 

IG NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS - 2026 

CHEMISTRY
Sanchari Banerjee and others for discovering that milk proteins from viviparous cockroaches pack three times as much energy as milk proteins from cows. 
 
MEDICINE 
Tokuji Unno (posthumous) for a study called "How to Blow the Nose - An Aerodynamic Study of the Nose Blowing" concluding that "a big and long nose blow is therefore recommended to prevent upper and lower respiratory tract diseases."
 
BIOLOGY 
Joao Miguel Alves-Nunez and others for gently stepping on various parts of venomous snakes - repeatedly, at various temperatures at various times of day - to try to learn what does and does not induce a venomous snake to bite a human. One conclusion was that the snake is more likely to bite if the human steps on its head.
 
PHYSICS 
Randy Hurd and others for theoretical and experimental attempts to design a splash-free urinal - concluding that the crucial factor is the angle at which the pee stream strikes the porcelain surface. It turns out that dogs have already figured out this angle when they lift their legs to pee, and when the team modeled this on a computer, they pegged the optimal angle at 30 degrees.
 
SOIL SCIENCE 
Franz Bender and others for burying 1,000 identical pairs of underpants in more than 25 countries around the world and digging them up after two months - as part of a citizen science project to map out soil health. Land use was found to be the most important factor. Underpants decomposed the fastest in private gardens, where soil analysis also revealed the highest levels of organic matter. 
 

 

POINTS TO PONDER CXLI

I remember my youth and the feeling that will never come back, the feeling that I could last forever, outlast the sea, the earth, all men; the feeling that lures us on to joys, to perils, to love. The glow in the heart that grows dim, and expires too soon. 
Joseph Conrad 
 
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Words form the thread on which we string our experiences. Without them we should live spasmodically and intermittently. Feeling and desire provide us with our motive power; words give continuity to what we do and to a considerable extent determine our direction.
Aldous Huxley 

Thursday, November 5, 2026

LETTER BANK LII

The Enigma
NPL Magazine
June, 2026  
WITZ 
 
[In a letter bank, the letters of one word or phrase are used - and repeated as necessary - to spell a longer word or phrase. For example, HORSEBACK is a letter bank for SHOCK ABSORBER. That is, all of the letters in SHOCK ABSORBER can be found in HORSEBACK, repeated as necessary.]
 
In this flat, the key word REST is made up of two common words. The key word STREET is a 12-letter letter bank of those two words. It is a perfectly valid word, but one rarely used.
 
When both our rabbis are away 
Our congregation fills the hole.
I'm one who's asked to give a REST;
Clear Torah teaching is my goal.
 
Most recently I spoke about
Philanthropy and charity - 
STREET institutions we've set up
In times of real austerity.
 
HINT:
The first word of the two words of REST is LAY.
 
Answer:
 
REST - LAY SERMON
STREET - ELEEMOSYNARY                 
From The Enigma 
National Puzzlers' League Magazine 
August, 2026
SAXIFRAGE
 
(Note from JA: In my opinion, an example of straight-forward, elegant wordplay.)
 
The keyword ONE in this flat is made up of two words, one of them capitalized. The keyword TWO is made up of the exact same letters as ONE, and in the same order - but in one uncapitalized word.
 
While trekking the Andes in lands
   equatorial,
I met folks who were of ONE.
Their people had been there since time
   immemorial.
Meeting them really was fun.
We chatted like friends as we climbed
   willy-nilly
And camped when the hiking was
   through.
At such a high altitude, it got quite chilly,
So we lit a fire that was TWO.
 
Answer:
 
ONE - INCAN  DESCENT
TWO - INCANDESCENT  
 

SCH Words

Can you define these onomatopaeic words?

1. SCHLEMAZZLE
2. SCHLEMIEL
3. SCHLEPP 
4. SCHLOCK
5. SCHMALTZ
6. SCHNORRER
 
Answers:
 
1. Unwitting victim / The guy the waiter spills the soup on
2. Tactless, clumsy person / The waiter who spills the soup
3. Carry, drag something, especially when it's unnecessary  
4. Trash, cheap stuff
5. Chicken fat / exaggerated sentimentality
6. Sponger, beggar

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

QUOTES CCLXXVI 

The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.
Thomas Wolfe 
 
You're only as good as the people you hire.
Ray Kroc  
 
Our habits are first cobwebs and then cables.
Author Unknown
 
There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. 
Author Unknown 

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings.
W.H. Auden
 
Promises are the uniquely human way of ordering the future.
Hannah Arendt
 
There's nothing so annoying as arguing with someone who really knows what he's talking about.
Author Unknown 
 
Knowledge leads us from the simple to the complex; wisdom leads us from the complex to the simple.
Author Unknown 
 
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That's what's wrong with it.
Noel Coward 
 
There is something about the present which we not exchange, though we were offered a choice of all past ages to live in.
Virginia Woolf