WORST PICK-UP LINES IV

Robot: You had me at 10010001010100110000001.

WORST PICK-UP LINES III

1. If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.
2. Guess what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
3. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
4. Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI hot.
5. If you were a Facebook page, I'd click Like.
6. If you were a prison, I'd ask for a life sentence.
7. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
8. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get in your family.
9. You know, having 50 million dollars in the bank doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
10. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
11. If I had to choose between a night with you and winning the lottery, I would choose winning the lottery - but it would be close, really close.

WORST PICK-UP LINES II
NY Times Crossword
July 22, 2007
David Levinson Wilk

Can you complete these lame pick-up lines?

1. "Say, is it hot in here ..........?
2. "Pardon me, are you form the Caribbean? Because..........
3. "Do you have any over-due library books? Because ..........
4. "I don't mean to pry, but are you from Nashville? Because..........
5. "Sorry to bother you, but do you work for NASA? Because..........
6. "Even though we've never met, I'm sure your last name is Campbell. Because..........

Answers:

1. or is it just you?"
2. Jamaican me crazy."
3. you have FINE written all over you
4. you're the only ten I see."
5. you're out of this world."
6. you're MMMMMM good." 

WORST PICK-UP LINES OF ALL TIME I

Credit: Match.com on Yahoo!

Rosalind Cummings-Yeates

Here are ten, in reverse order, from bad to worst.

10. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

8. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas this year.

7. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers.

6. Are you lost? Because Heaven is a long way from here.

5. I'm thirsty, baby, and you look like my Gatorade.

4. Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy.

3. You must be a broom, because you're sweeping me off my feet.

2. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

1. What's your sign?