TEN RIDDLES
2. What was a turtle doing on the New Jersey Turnpike?
3. What do you call a man whose career is in ruins?
4. What do you call the identical twin sister of an ice skating champion?
5. What is drawn by all, but seen by none?
6. Which is more important, the sun or the moon?
7. What always becomes a woman?
8. Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
9. What can fly without wings, engines, propeller, or fuel?
10. How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Answers:
1. "Honey, I've got news for you. I really am the lowest form of life."
2. About 4 miles per hour
3. An archaeologist
4. An ice queen clone
5. Breath
6. The moon, because it shines at night when you really need the light.
7. A little girl
8. He might get a hole in one.
9. Time
Answers:
1. "Honey, I've got news for you. I really am the lowest form of life."
2. About 4 miles per hour
3. An archaeologist
4. An ice queen clone
5. Breath
6. The moon, because it shines at night when you really need the light.
7. A little girl
8. He might get a hole in one.
9. Time
10. Answer will follow at a later date.