FOUR RIDDLES

1. A farmer was milking his cow when he saw a bug fly into the cow's ear. To his surprise, it came out in the milk and went right into the pail. So, you might say the bug went...................

2. Why do so many people in Cairo, Egypt have trouble facing reality?

3. Jack has pneumonia. What is his favorite tree?
4. What felony is committed by most children?

Answers:

1. in one ear and out the udder.
2. They're in denial. (In the Nile)
3. Sequoia (all five vowels)
4. Resisting a rest (arrest)