BAD PUNS I

TWELVE BAD ANIMAL PUNS
Credit: Will Shortz in The Puzzlemaster Presents

Fill the name of an animal in each blank to complete the sentence with a bad pun. Example: Someone of your intelligence ________ know better. OTTER

1. If you have to lift your car off the ground to change a tire, this ________ do the trick.
2. In case it's cool on my vacation, ________ warm sweater in my suitcase.
3. She's smart. She's beautiful. She's sweet. She's the ________ my dreams.
4. When my wife asked, "What's the weather like, honey?" I said, "It looks like ________.
5. Do you long for beef or chicken, or is it ________ for?
6. The delirious zookeeper on his death bed ________ his entire estate.
7. Said the father to his departing boy, "________."
8. The critics ________ movie and gave it a bad review.
9. Quit looking at my answers, you ________!
10. How much does that antique lamp ________?
11. If I won the lottery, I ________ my job tomorrow!
12. At her age, we were surprised to see our ________ and move away.

Answers:

1. jackal
2. alpaca
3. gorilla
4. reindeer
5. porcupine
6. wildebeest
7. bison
8. panda
9. cheetah
10. gopher
11. woodchuck
12. antelope