Q. If the guy on the cover of Time Magazine is the Man of the Year, what do you call a well-written, but negative, critical review of a book or movie?
A. Pan of the Year
1. If a good infielder gets a Golden Glove, what does a good chef get?
2. The best first-year player is Rookie of the Year. The guy who takes bets is........
3. The best dog is the Pick of the Litter. What is the best fence post?
4. What do you call the very best package of 500 sheets of paper?
5. Attila, among 999,999 others
Answers:
1. Golden Clove
2. Bookie of the Year
3. Picket of the Litter
4. Ream of the Crop
5. Hun in a Million
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