Sunday, February 27, 2011

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN III

What's the difference between:

1. A husband and an old boyfriend
2. An old penny and a new quarter
3. An estate auction and seasickness
4. A coat and a baby
5. A tailor and a veterinarian
6. A greedy person and a toaster
7. A jeweler and a jailer
8. A fish and a piano

Answers:

1. One Krs. the Mrs. and the other Mrs. the Krs.
2. 24 cents
3. One is the sale of effects, the other the effects of a sail.
4. You wear one and you were the other.
5. One mends a tear, and the other tends a mare.
6. One takes the most, and the other makes the toast.
7. One sells watches and the other watches cells.
8. You can't tuna fish.

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