Sunday, February 27, 2011

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IV

What's the difference between:

1. A ball and a prince?
2. A candle in a cave and a dance in a bar?
3. A bell and a banana?
4. A gardener and a pool player?
5. A barefoot boy and an Eskimo?
6. A beggar and a feather bed?
7. A hunter and a fisherman?
8. The sun and bread?


Answers:

1. One is thrown in the air, and the other is heir to the throne.
2. One is a taper in a cavern, and the other is a caper in a tavern.
3. A bell can peal many times, but a banana can be peeled only once.
4. One minds his peas and the other his cues.
5. One wears no shoes and the other wears snowshoes.
6. One is hard up, the other soft down.
7. One lies in wait and the other waits and lies.
8. The sun rises from the East, and bread rises from the yeast.

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