For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
H.L. Mencken
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Steven Wright
When I was a girl I had only two friends, and they were imaginary. And they would only play with each other.
Rita Rudner
A committe is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours.
Milton Berle
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
Albert Einstein
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