SEVEN RIDDLES

1. Why did the Three Little Pigs leave home and strike out on their own?

2. Which is heavier, a full moon or a half-moon?

3. What happened when the bomb exploded on the kitchen floor?

4. What was the name of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater's sister?

5. Why did the pregnant woman keep saying, "Wouldn't, Shouldn't, Couldn't?"

6. If it's a mystery why a man wants a wife, what is it when a man wants two wives?

7)

An Arab came to the riverside,

With a donkey bearing an obelisk;

But he did not venture to ford the tide,

For he had to great an *

* Insert word here.

Answers:

1. Their father was a boar.

2. A full moon is lighter, so a half-moon must be heavier.

3. Linoleum blown apart

4. Jeanie Jeanie Eat Zucchini (Credit: Gary Larson)

5. She was having contractions.

6. Bigamystery

7. asterisk