1. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
2. What happened when you called the incontinence hotline?
3. What do you call a woman who turns into a deer at full moon?
4. What did the bees do after they finished building their new hive?
5. What do dogs and diamonds have in common?
Answers:
1. He was on a roll.
2. They told me to hold.
3. Weirdoe
4. They had a house swarming party.
5. A dog is a man's best friend, and a diamond is a girl's best friend.
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