Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
Charles Kuralt
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Jane Austen (first sentence of Pride and Prejudice)
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know that I am mad.
Salvadore Dali
The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Man is unbelievably slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. The marriage of the two is a force beyond calculation.
Author Unknown
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Josh Billings
It's so easy to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levinson
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