1. What protects a clown from the sun?
2. Why didn't the lobster share his toys?
3. What did one plate say to the other?
4. Why were the belt and suspenders arrested?
5. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
6. What do you call the seagulls who fly over San Francisco Bay?
7. If you overtake the last person in a race, in what place do you finish?
8. What do you call someone who keeps on talking even though no one is listening?
Answers:
1. The Bozone layer
2. He was shellfish.
3. "Lunch is on me."
4. They held up a pair of pants.
5. I-don't-think-he-saurus
6. Bagels
7. You can't overtake the person in last place.
8. Teacher
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