1. What's the opposite of progress?
2. What did one window pane say to the other?
3. What herb is the greatest healer?
4. What instrument cannot be seen or touched, but only heard?
5. What question do you almost always answer "no," but truthfully would often like to answer "yes"?
6. What is the only vegetable or fruit that is never cooked, frozen, canned, processed, or served in any way other than fresh?
7. An Eskimo was getting cold in his kayak, so he lit a fire. Not surprisingly, the kayak caught fire and sank. What lesson did the Eskimo learn?
Answers:
1. Congress
2. "I can see right through you."
3. Thyme
4. The voice
5. "Do you mind?"
6. Lettuce
7. You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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